She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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