you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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