Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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