I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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