i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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