I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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