I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
ttyl tear gas
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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