It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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