i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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