I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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