i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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