Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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