You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
do nipples grow back?
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