He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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