ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Watching her eat just hurts me
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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