What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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