dude i'm inner monologue high
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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