Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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