my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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