so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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