She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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