Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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