so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
