your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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