I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My pussy is not your playground.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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