I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Found the puke drawer
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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