Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm both gender and math confused
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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