One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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