The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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