Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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