I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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