i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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