where does the pee come out of this thing
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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