he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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