He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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