if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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