Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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