I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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