she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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