Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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