I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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