We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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