Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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