you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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