whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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