Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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