Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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