windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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