i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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