I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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